Like a cow…….. walking …….. In tall grass………… I am utterly tickled to Email you gangsters. This week was intense. The skies and stars here are still mind blowing and I'm yet to get a picture that really shows it. Hmm Imma just start this email with this guy. We walk into this home who the guy was a flipping genius. He was filing bankruptcy and he told us "dudes it's genius, buy a house, file bankruptcy and you got yourself a free house you know what I'm saying brothas", definitely the play ha. He wants all of his kids to be baptized in our church but I have no clue if it will go anywhere but we will try. Also I think I have seen more guns and bullets in the last week than I have ever seen in my life which is saying something. Sadly its against mission rules to lay lead but the amount of times someone has whipped out a gun that let's just say, the NRA would not be too fancy of, its hilarious. I'm over here like yeah that's a federal law, but not like enough people live here to care. Haha it's funny we will go over to a member's house and everyone is just passing around bullets talking about it which is pretty normal for me but still funny. Also I gotta tell you we were driving with a member in Gainesville Montana and the guy pulls out a 22 LR pistol, sticks it out his window and goes you see that bird… shoots… not even kidding, bird drops. Pure luck, I was shocked.. ha it was wicked. Ohhh also this girl we do service with every week, her ex got murdered yesterday, but that's besides the point, but she's gonna hook me up with a legit cowboy hat. I'm excited for the drip. Here it's a hunting town. Everyone here is wilding and says the craziest things. I wish I could have them written down but man I was almost convinced God is an alien who invented the brown cow for chocolate milk. Haha too bad missionaries can't hunt, we would never have to hit up the Walmart an hour and half away for nothing. Also was literally like 5 seconds away from getting a plane ride. We were tracting and I knock on this guys door and he walks out of his garage like I don't need no Book of Mormon but ya'll wanna ride on a plane, I got 3 extra seats. So me and the comps walk with him, you will see the plane in the pics. We were definitely gonna send it but it specifically says in the handbook no private planes or boats which kind of stinks cause it would be so pretty. He said we could go to Fort Peck or wherever we wanted to go so we are gonna try and pull some strings with the old pres and see if we can get special permission but Idk if it will happen. Remember the guy last week that said he could feel the spirit when he smokes weed? We were at his house again and we tried to hit him with lesson 1 real smooth and it kind of worked.. he stopped rolling his blunt and just listened and said they would come to church. Kinda scary knowing this guy's character but they didn't make it, oh well. Also this guy named Michael, he served a mission in Italy but he has fallen away, but he recited the whole first vision perfectly and knows everything. The annoying part is he will literally say "Oh yeah I know everything is true and agree with what you say and believe its essential but I don't think there is a God, Its a cool story tho and I don't have a testimony." Bruh you just said you know it's true hahaha whatever. This week we made a bunch of rules to help us be even more obedient. For example, when the alarm goes off at 630 the last person to touch the counter top has to take a cold shower but that got violent so it's just we have to touch it in 5 seconds and stuff like, if you get caught lacking you get a slingshot to your favored butt cheek. But through this we have seen lots of miracles. We were able to put 4 people on date for baptism and plan on 2 more for next week. I hope all goes well and I can be here for the baptisms but I could be in Nebraska at the point. That many usually doesn't happen and honestly I don't even remember what I said when committing to baptism. My body got possessed by the spirit or something. Anyways this weeks been great, the grind never stopping. We are going fishing again. Hoping for a pike but last time we got sauger and a branch of walleye. Anyways, tell next time. Oh wait almost forgot lol just a reminder, mom incase I die save these emails. Anyways ladderrrr my legion of vigilant warriors
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